Rocky Flintstone's Bottled Pornstar Martini Pre-Mixed Ready to Drink Pornstar Cocktail in a Bottle

Rocky Flintstone's Bottled Pornstar Martini Pre-Mixed Ready to Drink Pornstar Cocktail in a Bottle

My ready to drink bottled Pornstar Martini is endorsed by Rocky Flintstone, the eponymous writer of 'My Dad Wrote A Porno' books which went on to take the podcast world by storm! . "Whatever position you're in, it's a great liquor, and always goes down well"...Thanks Rocky!

This is a fresh product with a limited shelf life and must be refrigerated and consumed following bottle instructions. 

**Special Edition - Rocky Flintstone's Pornstar Martini**

This beverage is the UK's best selling cocktail, and no wonder, but now it's even more popular as we have collaborated with the eponymous author Rocky Flintstone who penned the Belinda Blinks novels, who's stories went on to become one of the world's most popular podcasts. Belinda being a pro likes a Pornstar in a particular fashion, and at least once a day. So what are you waiting for?

Our cocktail is fruity, aromatic, sweet and sour, with bags of vanilla character. It dances on the tongue and leaves you wanting for more, and if I carry on much more like this I'm gonna have to slap myself. Hard! 

Enjoy your Pornstar, in any position, but if you want a special bottle signed by Rocky himself for a gift for someone or for yourself to indulge, then don't hang around as we are offering signed copies for the first 200 orders on the 500ml bottles! 

This drink is made in less than 60 seconds. Pour 100ml of cocktail into an ice filled shaker and shake until you quiver and strain into an ice filled glass. Then pour yourself a glass of Prosecco to help cleanse the palate they say, enjoy. 

Shelf Life: 14 days so specify your delivery date if a gift for a certain period.
16.5% ABV

500ml (5 serves) | 3 Litre Party Pouch (30 serves)
Storage: This product requires refrigeration.  

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    Modern Classic
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Ordered as a Christmas present for my boyfriend as we're both big Rocky fans so I couldn't resist!

My order arrived very securely packaged. The drink itself was fab and maybe too drinkable - would definitely order again!

Claire Wood | Liverpool | April 2021


We’ve tried quite a few of Karl’s amazing cocktails; all fantastic, but this is definitely one of my favourites and worth buying a passion fruit to float on the top. You can taste it’s a freshly made cocktail.

Monique Hay | Deal | April 2021

Best Pornstar

Love Rocky Flinstone & love this amazing cocktail! Bought for valentines but had the whole thing to myself!! Will be buying the big bottle

Olivia Stiles | Portsmouth | April 2021

Cocktails saved our Covid New Year

After New Year was cancelled for many of us during the covid lock down, I decided to get some cocktails in for the family to try. We were not disappointed the porn star martini was wonderful and tasted as good as what you'd get in a premium cocktail bar, not like the watered down premixes usually around! I highly recommend this for parties, dinner events, a gathering with your mates or just for a cheeky after work tipple! Fruity and simply delightful!

Katie Louise Dunkerley | London | September 2021

The best

Karl is so helpful and this was the best Pornstar Martini I’ve had. Can definitely taste it’s freshly made. You won’t regret ordering this. Great looking bottle label too.

Monique Hay | Deal | December 2022

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