Rocky Flintstone's Bottled Pornstar Martini Pre-Mixed Ready to Drink Pornstar Cocktail in a Bottle

Rocky Flintstone's Bottled Pornstar Martini Pre-Mixed Ready to Drink Pornstar Cocktail in a Bottle

My ready to drink bottled Pornstar Martini is endorsed by Rocky Flintstone, the eponymous writer of 'My Dad Wrote A Porno' books which went on to take the podcast world by storm! . "Whatever position you're in, it's a great liquor, and always goes down well"...Thanks Rocky!

This is a fresh product with a limited shelf life and must be refrigerated and consumed following bottle instructions. 

**Special Edition - Rocky Flintstone's Pornstar Martini**

This beverage is the UK's best selling cocktail, and no wonder, but now it's even more popular as we have collaborated with the eponymous author Rocky Flintstone who penned the Belinda Blinks novels, who's stories went on to become one of the world's most popular podcasts. Belinda being a pro likes a Pornstar in a particular fashion, and at least once a day. So what are you waiting for?

Our cocktail is fruity, aromatic, sweet and sour, with bags of vanilla character. It dances on the tongue and leaves you wanting for more, and if I carry on much more like this I'm gonna have to slap myself. Hard! 

Enjoy your Pornstar, in any position, but if you want a special bottle signed by Rocky himself for a gift for someone or for yourself to indulge, then don't hang around as we are offering signed copies for the first 200 orders on the 500ml bottles! 

This drink is made in less than 60 seconds. Pour 100ml of cocktail into an ice filled shaker and shake until you quiver and strain into an ice filled glass. Then pour yourself a glass of Prosecco to help cleanse the palate they say, enjoy. 

Shelf Life: 14 days so specify your delivery date if a gift for a certain period.
16.5% ABV

500ml (5 serves) | 3 Litre Party Pouch (30 serves)
Storage: This product requires refrigeration.  

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    Modern Classic
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This is my 2nd bottle and its by far the best pre mix i have tried, as good as any from top cocktail bars in London. Karl offers a great delivery service too

Jan gurr | Ashford | July 2020


A friend bought a bottle to celebrate my birthday a few weeks ago as she knew it was my favourite cocktail and boy, it did not disappoint. So much so that I shared a bottle last night with family and have just ordered a third!

Would highly recommend

Dionne Hairsine | Deal | August 2020

Perfect Pornstar

Ordered for my daughter’s 21st birthday and it was amazing. Tasted so good that we wanted more! I shall definitely be ordering again. Thank you.

Liz | Kent | October 2020

Just totally brilliant!

I have now bought 4 bottles of this and it is undoubtedly the best I have ever had. I've shared it with special friends and also sent some to my son at Liverpool university which made him very popular with his flatmates. Delivery is fantastic and Karl is so helpful. Couldn't recommend more highly. It's not cheap and doesn't last long but it's a real treat. And delivery is free if you are in Deal.

Liz Heaver | Deal and Liverpool | November 2020


I love a pornstar martini and this did not disappoint! I ordered the pouch and have now immediately ordered a bottle. Absolutely delicious! I’d highly recommend!

Catherine M | London | December 2020

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